The Birth Of Commericalism

Christmas defined the Urban Dictionary way.

Aged 60+ :

• "Oh no, the family is coming over for lunch, I have to put up with their whining and mess."

.Aged 50+ :

• "Christmas is so stressful!!! Where am I going to come up with all the money for presents?!"

Aged 40+ (mid-life-crisis-era)+ :

• "Christmas means big meals. It also means the time of year one adds more inches to their middle!"

Aged 30+ (starting-family-era)+ :

• "Christmas is seeing the look of joy on my child face on Christmas morning. It's better to give than receive."

Aged 20+ (lonely-depressive-bacholor-era)

• "Christmas is all about Santa who was invented by the CocaCola company to make millions off the stupid. Christmas is a gimmick. Its the one day a year I have to go to church."

Teen agers (I-know-everything-era):

• "Christmas is meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, its a catholic tradition shared all over the world, even though Jesus' birthday isn't actually on the 25th..."

Young children every where:

• "I love Christmas cos Santa comes and gives me what ever I want, but its yucky waiting to open the presents. Its ok, cos I peek every year at them."

So, yeah. Christmas eh? Not a fan of it myself.

Have only ever had one good Christmas but now it's something of a "Last Christmas" song. Christmas is all about family and your loved ones amirite? Fuck that shit for a load of balls. Seriously. Why does the 25th December have to be the day that you HAVE to sit down around a table with your family and make small talk and eat a 5 course meal and watch films? What if you don't wanna do that? What if I wanna go out and window shop or use public transport? I can't do that can I? No. All the fecking shops are shut. BAH!

Anyways, thank fuck it's over , now just for New Years to be gone with and I'm a happy poshy again!



posh. x

Nudist On Strike

It's November! Oh NOES!

Hallowe'en. The one time of the year where you can dress like a complete slut outside of the bedroom. That has to be my favourite quote ever. Only wish I could be that brave though! I was going to a Halloween Fancy Dress Party with classmates from college, didn't have anything sorted out even though I knew a month before hand it was going ahead. Typical me eh? Had an hour to sort something out, google last minute costumes and found the perfect one for me.

Wear your normal clothes and wear a sign saying Nudist On Strike. And so I did.

The amount of looks, laughs and awhhhhs I got off everyone. There were people dressed like the full shebang and there I was with a cardboard sign round my neck and yet I was getting the most attention. I LOVED IT! I was tempted to go as a Nudist On Strike for the next party which was a 21st the day after, but didn't want to be a Boring Bob. Instead I dressed up as an Apple Bottomed Jeans and Boots With Da Fur. Now I can hear you all going WHAAAAAAAaaaa???

Take the lyrics from FloRida - Low and apply them.

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans,
Boots with the fur,
The whole club was looking at her,
She hit the floor,
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants,
And the Reebok's with the straps,
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack,
She hit the floor,
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Didn't manage to incorparate Baggy Sweatpants or Reeboks with the straps or a floor but got everything else in the outfit. This time the attention wasn't on me though. No one really knew what I meant. After a few mins of trying to explain, I just said I was white trash.

I've got a Weekender in Cork to go to this week. I can't wait. 2 days of Trance, drinking, talking shite and a proper bed is going to be immense. Best thing of all, it's only limited to 1000 people.

SESSION ON!

Anyhoo, it's 3am and I can smell a fry, I must go check to see if it's just the gas that's been left on by that brother of mine. I'll leave ya with this rather erm... fetching picture!

CTRL+C > CTRL+V > CTR.....ERROR!

Fucking goddamn copypasta!

Was trying to get things sorted for my other blog, music related, see side panel lalalala and I was copying and pasting stuff but somehow along the line, it went horribly wrong and the font looks absolutely ridiculous!

Anyhow, seeing as I'm here, might as well tell you what I've been getting up to.

I've just had one of the best weekends ever. Busy as fuck to say the least. Tonight was actually one of the first nights in ages I've actually managed to chillax. Been up in my room in jammys on the laptop listening to music, doing assignments and blogging. Went out to a wedding last Saturday, a proper Donegal wedding. Irish Dancers, Country songs, the beer flowing, craic being had, not remember how you got to bed, waking up still drunk the next day.... oh.. memories! (",)

Night before that I went out to a club with a few girls to see one of my favourite DJs. What a night, met so many people I hadn't seen in ages and best of all was the DJ (Schossow) actually remembering me from last February! Honoured! (",) Got home around 3, where I was suppose to stay up til 6am to get my bus, but no, after making a cup of tea switching on the laptop, turning the lights on in all the rooms in the house I fall asleep! WHOOPS! Missed my bus therefore missing the wedding mass! Ara sure it's only a bit of paper, the real wedding is the afters! :-P

Sunday went back to my house in Donegal, chilled for a while before heading out with my mates, or so that was the plan. Bloody can't session for shit. So what did I do? Got on the next bus to Dublin dressed up, bottle of vodka in hand along with €50 and off I went to Tripod for my mate's birthday. Twas a good auld night, met loads of headers that I didn't expect to meet, fairly messy night. You'd think on Monday I would have had the worst hangover ever but nope, felt great!

I'm loving my life at the moment! Roll on fancy dress parties, weekenders and random bits in between in the next few weeks. I shall leave you now (cos DeadSet is about to start) with a photo of myself and the legend of a producer Marcus Schossow.
Cheerio and I'll talk to you laters!

posh. x

20 Years Overdue

Right, well I haven't been posting in the blog much. I don't know why really. Suppose I have been quite busy the past few weeks, my life is finally start to get back on track. :)

Thought this was quite good. It's a video of Aha - Take On Me done literally. Worth watching.



Have been on a 1980's buzz of late, mainly due to the challenge Hands On gave me. Had to live in the 1980s which meant no mobile and no internets! OH NOES! Was grand though, got through the weekend alright, didn't really miss much cos I had loads to film. It's back on the 2nd November for those who are interested! ;)

Busy months ahead for me! Got a wedding to go to which I'm really looking forward to, haven't had a chance to get all dolled up in ages! Halloween after that, what should I dress up as? Any ideas??? After that, it's down to Cork for a weekender in Trabolgan Holiday Centre. Oh yes. NOICE. And then AFTER that it's off to Belgium! Again - NOICE!

Chat ya when I get more stuff!

posh. x

The Chick or The Egg?

Mellefresh Much?

Came across this little cracker of a tune.



Aptly named Attention Whore.

Enjoy

posh. x

Networking Whore

So I added some links to my page today!

Mainly sites that I'm always on when I come onto the internet.

Have a lot more profile sites that I've listed up there, but they're all shite, HiFive and Where Are You Now and Nimble and the rest. I also had one of those Piczo sites, can't remember how the hell to use that or how to access it now! I remember it was one of my first attempts at "Web Design", had an ENTER sign with my name on it and shit.... Was actually pretty cool, it just takes farrrr too long to load and all that, and ended up being more trouble that it was worth!

The main profiling site I would use is the auld bebo. Simple, yet sooo annoying! It really went to shit when they started adding all these applications, that's one of the reasons why I HATED FaceBook (yes, past tense; hated). Got back into the FaceBook lark not so long ago, decided it was time for me to try and figure out how the hell to delete all those stupid applications. I cleaned up my page and now it's exactly how I want it to be. BUT..... they had to go and change aswell didn't they??? They fucking glammed it up and now it's just ARGH!!!! I'm using the old version at the minute... can't stand the new one....

Is it just me or am I afraid of change? I don't think I am. In fact, I love change! I think......

Blogger changed! It's got new "gadgets" as they're called (formerly elements). There's all this newsreel,youtube,zomg shite. Why couldn't they keep it simple? In fairness they do have the Basics tab there which is all I'll be using.I seen a motivational poster recently of Google. Sumed it up exactly... I'll try and find it... bear with me....

*searches google for pic*

CAN'T. FREAKING. FIND. IT... I'll find it one day.... and post it up here.

Basically it said why Google was the number one search engine, was cos it doesn't have all the shit than MSN, Yahoo and Lycos have their page.

GOOGLE ROCKS!

posh. x

How To Confuse An Idiot

Was trolling through forums last night when I came across this video, now I don't usually play videos cos my connection is absolute shite but due to being soooo bleeding bored, I had to play it.

It's a quality video and I'd advise you to watch it too. Hilarilality at it finest!

Enjoy! posh. x

Anyone up for Catfish?

Seriously, massive WTF??? There's something VERY disturbing about this picture.

Blogspot eh?

Hmmm....... So this is blogspot eh?

Another way to express your feelings and allow others to read what you are thinking? I dunno, I always wondered at the kind of people who set up their own blogs, I mean are their lives THAT interesting?? Maybe they just want the attention, maybe they feel it's a more cheaper and effective way of releasing their thoughts instead of paying psychotherapists to take notes. I always had to look up the spelling of psychotherapist until I read in a newspaper that it's actually 3 words together; 'psycho - the - rapist' Oh how I lol'd.

Anyways, back on track. I dunno how often or if I'm going to update this thing so yeah, LATERS!

(",)

posh. x