The Birth Of Commericalism

Christmas defined the Urban Dictionary way.

Aged 60+ :

• "Oh no, the family is coming over for lunch, I have to put up with their whining and mess."

.Aged 50+ :

• "Christmas is so stressful!!! Where am I going to come up with all the money for presents?!"

Aged 40+ (mid-life-crisis-era)+ :

• "Christmas means big meals. It also means the time of year one adds more inches to their middle!"

Aged 30+ (starting-family-era)+ :

• "Christmas is seeing the look of joy on my child face on Christmas morning. It's better to give than receive."

Aged 20+ (lonely-depressive-bacholor-era)

• "Christmas is all about Santa who was invented by the CocaCola company to make millions off the stupid. Christmas is a gimmick. Its the one day a year I have to go to church."

Teen agers (I-know-everything-era):

• "Christmas is meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, its a catholic tradition shared all over the world, even though Jesus' birthday isn't actually on the 25th..."

Young children every where:

• "I love Christmas cos Santa comes and gives me what ever I want, but its yucky waiting to open the presents. Its ok, cos I peek every year at them."

So, yeah. Christmas eh? Not a fan of it myself.

Have only ever had one good Christmas but now it's something of a "Last Christmas" song. Christmas is all about family and your loved ones amirite? Fuck that shit for a load of balls. Seriously. Why does the 25th December have to be the day that you HAVE to sit down around a table with your family and make small talk and eat a 5 course meal and watch films? What if you don't wanna do that? What if I wanna go out and window shop or use public transport? I can't do that can I? No. All the fecking shops are shut. BAH!

Anyways, thank fuck it's over , now just for New Years to be gone with and I'm a happy poshy again!



posh. x