Hallowe'en. The one time of the year where you can dress like a complete slut outside of the bedroom. That has to be my favourite quote ever. Only wish I could be that brave though! I was going to a Halloween Fancy Dress Party with classmates from college, didn't have anything sorted out even though I knew a month before hand it was going ahead. Typical me eh? Had an hour to sort something out, google last minute costumes and found the perfect one for me.
Wear your normal clothes and wear a sign saying Nudist On Strike. And so I did.
The amount of looks, laughs and awhhhhs I got off everyone. There were people dressed like the full shebang and there I was with a cardboard sign round my neck and yet I was getting the most attention. I LOVED IT! I was tempted to go as a Nudist On Strike for the next party which was a 21st the day after, but didn't want to be a Boring Bob. Instead I dressed up as an Apple Bottomed Jeans and Boots With Da Fur. Now I can hear you all going WHAAAAAAAaaaa???
Take the lyrics from FloRida - Low and apply them.
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans,
Boots with the fur,
The whole club was looking at her,
She hit the floor,
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants,
And the Reebok's with the straps,
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack,
She hit the floor,
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Didn't manage to incorparate Baggy Sweatpants or Reeboks with the straps or a floor but got everything else in the outfit. This time the attention wasn't on me though. No one really knew what I meant. After a few mins of trying to explain, I just said I was white trash.
I've got a Weekender in Cork to go to this week. I can't wait. 2 days of Trance, drinking, talking shite and a proper bed is going to be immense. Best thing of all, it's only limited to 1000 people.
SESSION ON!
Anyhoo, it's 3am and I can smell a fry, I must go check to see if it's just the gas that's been left on by that brother of mine. I'll leave ya with this rather erm... fetching picture!
